The Fantastic Book of Geology Jokes
For Everyone, Not Just Geologists
Geologists are possibly the best of all scientists; they are the most down to earth people and can really rock your world. Just like a good geologist, I have navigated the ends of the earth and dug deep, leaving no stone unturned, to collect all the best geology jokes and puns to then place those gems in this book.
Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up and like a volcano just go with the flow, but be prepared to erupt with lavagther, and have a gneiss day.
“Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice” Will Durant
The Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes : Author's Edition
Welcome, welcome! With so many people slapping their neon The Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes, the author’s edition has been released. No matter your understanding of chemistry, I am sure you'll get a reaction, because the jokes within are sodium funny. These jokes have been accumulated through years of interactions with fellow scientists and teachers and lots of drinking in strange bars late at night. A word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you are. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up and wait for the nerdy fluorine, uranium, nitrogen-filled laughs to tickle your fancy.
“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”
-Adam Sandler
The Fantastic Book of Hospitality Jokes
If you have ever had the delight of working in hospitality or have ever been a customer (highly likely), this book is for you. Unlike the chef who made culinary puns, which didn’t pan out too well, this book is a secret recipe, serving up snickers and laughs. Devour a feast of jokes that are so hot you will have to move away from the grill, and, just like a deep-dish pizza topped with beef jokey it is also filled with cheesy one liners to make you giggle on shift.
Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. It’s well known that the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. Some jokes are so dark they are definitely well-done. With that being said, sit back, let us turn up the heat, and get ready for a spicy, delicate buffet of fun.
“There has line been a happy symbiotic relationship between kitchen and bar. Simply put, the kitchen wants booze, and the bartender wants food.”
- Anthony Bourdain.
The Fantastic Book of Biology Jokes
Some say humour is life; others say biology is life. Welcome to another instalment of the Fantastic Joke Book series. We will be roasting all biology disciplines, from botanists who are a sap for word puns to geneticists whose funny bone will be tickled so hard their genes will unravel.
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Ask and you shall receive. Our fans have asked for even more content, so we pulled it off! It has more puns, more jokes, more witticisms than ever before. Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up and like a good stomach virus, let the laughs explode from you in an infectious fit.
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Remember, if life gives you mould, make Penicillin!

The Fantastic Book of Physics Jokes
For the lover of Physics, I am sure you will gravitate to this book with its electrifying intensity, this book tries to keep physics as light as possible. The series of Fantastic Jokes is now targeting all aspects of Physics, from famous physicists, classical physics to quantum physics. We don’t always make a joke about Quantum Physics, but when we do, we don’t.
This book is the opposite of friction and not a drag. Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. Remember you matter, unless you travel at the speed of light then you’re energy.
“Imagination is more Important than Knowledge.” - Albert Einstein
The Fantastic Book of Teacher Jokes
Teachers are hard-working, resilient, and underappreciated.
They possess a great sense of humour, a never-ending well of
patience, and remember self-soothing mantras they can say under their breath to keep calm. Teachers certainly deserve a lot of credit and, let’s face it, it’s because they are underpaid... but if they weren’t, then perhaps maths teachers could eat something other than cos-law. This book will definitely remind you of the good, great, and awful teachers, as well as some crazy students.
Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. With that being said, put your feet up, and, unlike a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control their pupils, you will actually be able to see and enjoy this book.
“It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative
expression and knowledge” – Albert Einstein